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May 30, 2007

Paging a Gender Theorist!

Ah, television. When I was a little kid, it went off at night. I was always thrilled to be able to stay up long enough to watch the broadcast end for the evening, to see the treacly "sign-off" message, usually stuff about god and country. Then the long "beeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp" and test pattern. At least that's how I remember it.

Now, though, there's no "off" to tv. It's "on" all the time. And not only is it "on," there's more of "it" in the form of hundreds of channels. So, the need has arisen to fill airtime, all the time, with whatever. I experienced this myself last May when three photos I had posted on my Flickr site were actually deemed worthy of headlining the 5 o'clock news in the huge Los Angeles market. They ran for days on end, and I was contacted by media outlets and individuals all over the world. My sides have only recently stopped aching from how hard I laughed at the earnest assertion that three pictures of me legitimately constituted "news."

But since I have been teaching feminist theory for nearly two decades, I was actually well able to understand why these pics were deemed newsworthy. And I was able to write about it. And I was able to explain all of this to a number of reporters who wanted to talk to me about it. So I was in the rather bizarre position of both being the body talked about and the talking head talking about the body in question. No problem. I can handle it.

However I am sorry to say that it is rare to see someone like me well versed in gender theory holding forth on the news. For instance, this morning Fox ran a piece about some blogger who posted a picture of a young athlete from Southern California. The man who put her picture on his website wasn't interested in athletics; he wanted to turn her into a sexual object and share that object with the other men who visited his blog.

And now a high school pole vaulter finds herself in the unwanted position of being the focus of worldwide attention, not for what she can do, but for what she looks like.

We've come a long way, baby.

As Fox introduced the various experts they'd corralled to discuss this issue, I eagerly waited to see which one had expertise in feminist theory. Answer? None. Well, why expect a feminist to be asked to explain the dynamics of sexual objectification, right? No, much better to have a male therapist and some woman who hopes that this young woman athlete "leverages" the attention into celebrity.

None of them could explain the fundamental problem, one which comes right out of Feminism 101. Athletes are valued for being active, strong, independent, individuals. We associate these characteristics with men because we operate on a fictive binary which relegates human females and males to opposite sides and claims that the two do not share the same abilities (or "dis"-abilities as in the case of women). Of course an athlete like this one immediately exposes the false nature of this dichotomy. She is an active, strong, independent individual. And a woman.

Under the male gaze, however, she becomes relegated to the role of passive object. Our sexist patriarchy understands females primarily as accoutrement to men. How is this female useful to males? Ah, as a pleasing, passive object of desire. Let the dehumanization begin!

The victim of this unwanted sexualization probably doesn't identify as feminist. Most young women today do not. Yet feminism has made inroads: she knows what is happening to her feels "demeaning." That's because it is. Would that we educated our children about the way institutionalized sexism functions. Then they would not be forced to apprehend a world which works in certain ways without having the tools to understand--and resist--those ways. Seems obvious. Yet this enforced ignorance about feminist theory is ideologically useful, for without it, men would have to justify having a world which grants them unearned privilege and asks those of us who are not like them to enjoy and appreciate being called inferior.

And to enjoy their enjoyment of our bodies rather than our own.

So the discussion about this pole vaulter is stuck in whether or not it was "legal" to reprint her photo; whether or not there's such a thing as "privacy" anymore with the internet; whether or not she can actually use this to her advantage, in spite of being sickened and frightened by the attention.

As to the gender implications, the "why did this happen?": silence.

I remember walking through the LA County Museum of Art when I was a little girl, looking at all the paintings of naked ladies. My young mind struggled to make sense of the world into which I was being socialized, and, so, faced with the images of so many nude females, I thought "I guess that's what people paint." It's not much of an explanation, though it is the simplest one. Aren't such parsimonious theories best?

No. Indeed naked ladies are "just" what "people" paint. Yet there's much more to be said about who those "people" are; they are men. And why they do it: most of the images of women we see in our world come from the "male gaze," a view of the female as a passive object designed for male pleasure. This designation comes at the expense of female autonomy and the erasure of female subjectivity, as young Stokke has found out. "No one really sees me," she says, in spite of the fact that tens of thousands of people are looking at her image plucked out of its athletic context and handed over to men so that they can continue to feel superior. In this worldview, there is no female "self" to see.

Simple? Yes. Simply unacceptable.

May 25, 2007

LIfe is Beautiful and Flowers Prove it

It's delusional to think that the length of your eyelashes determines the quality of your life. I think that bears repeating. So I will.

It's delusional to think that the length of your eyelashes determines the quality of your life.

Why did this sentence pop into my head this morning, fully formed and waiting to be shared? Two reasons. One, I am partying this weekend, celebrating life and love and freedom; death, and grief and loss. And so at one of the fiestas, I am dressing like Nancy Sinatra in order to sing These Boots are Made for Walking. False eyelashes seem to be a part of the period costume look, so I have been cruising them at drug stores, thinking about buying some, wondering if I will be able to put them on if I do.

I've never worn any, never tried, at least not that I can recall. The whole process intimidates me, from which kind to buy to how to get the little rascals seated on the lid. There was a time I would have thought this meant that something was wrong with me, that all women "knew" how to do this and therefore even though I looked all woman in the mirror, I was in some way broken.

Today I know it's not nature that gives gals the goods when it comes to femming up. In fact, something opposite to nature actually occurs anytime anyone heads towards her eye with a little furry caterpillar, determined to glue it on. This fact explains why men are just as good as women at doing this kind of stuff, and are even hired to teach us to do it, as in the case of Willy Ninja--gosh I think that's his name--who teaches the candidates to sway when they walk on America's Next Top Model.

Speaking of teaching us to walk, something you would have expected evolution to perfect, this month's Cosmopolitan magazine has a helpful article on how to stand our body shape in spite of the fact that we all know that Barbie is the only one who gets it right every time and deserves to be comfortable in her own--er--plastic coating. Women of my body type, according to Cosmo, should swing our hips when we walk. Oh wait, that might have been another body type. Argh, I forget! There I go failing the femme test again!

I was reading Cosmo in order to prepare for the first day lecture in Introduction to Feminist Theory. That's the only reason I purchase this toxic rag anymore. That I used to read it for "fun" and to "relax" simply blows my mind. There's nothing fun or relaxing about finding out that our world revolves around men and keeping them happy is our only hope for fulfillment. We're even supposed to watch them sleep to find out what feelings are revealed in their various nocturnal postures. Presumably we underlings can then use this information to gain favor with our superiors.

Myself, I wear a sleep mask.

Cosmo's also full of eyelash ads, mascara ads actually, each one promising more EXTREME lashes than the next. I'm starting to wonder if we've not reached critical mass, lash-wise, that they simply cannot get any bigger or longer or stronger or sexier. And so then what? Where will we have to go from there? Surely no man will want a girl with mere EXTREME eyelashes, perhaps turning to the more ocularly hirsute vicuna in desperation. (Those sexy beasts have some limpid come hither stares, I tell you what. I saw them all over Peru. Lucky country!)

Nope I don't really think that knowing how to maximize my lashes or my body type or my man's-sleeping-posture-interpretation skills will do me one bit of good, not in any way that really matters. To thine own self be true. Not to some guy's self be true. Polonius only gave this advice to his son Laertes, telling his daugher Ophelia to think herself a baby. But I am swiping it for me. To think own self be true.

And I know for a fact some time tomorrow night as I dance and sing under the moon and stars, those fake eyelashes will be torn off and trashed.

That is if I can even get them on to begin with.

May 16, 2007

What Matters to Me and Why

In case you're interested.